Dear Body,

Dear Body,

When are you going to realize that the nasty germs/viruses attacking you are BAD! When will you finally have enough, and fight back? Was 5 days on your death bed not enough for you, sores, doctors appointments, shedding tears, medical bills, mucus, coughing, sore throat...is this too easy for you? When will you finally say, "enough, party is over, get out?,"

Do you realize that you havent felt like yourself since mono? That you have been extremely lazy, and getting fat!? That all you want to do is eat & sleep? That you have made it so my brain doesnt even know the definition of the word exercise? That your not suppose to have a inner tube of fat around your body, hanging over your pants? Body, do you realize you need to fit into a wedding dress, that when you tried on, you were feeling good and was 10 pounds skinner?

When you decide its important to start feeling more like you, and get in shape, and re-learn the definition of exercise, let me know. The sooner the better!!

Thank you.